Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2013
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Rip: Who lives in this castle, Breezy? Breezy: A outlaw by the name of Tahiti Jones - Rip: Tahiti Jones? No kidding! I tangled with him when I was just starting out. I gave him a scar across his beadiest eye! I wonder if he remembers? Goon: Master, the pirate queen is yours! Why haven't you begun wooing her with all your might? Master: It's this scar! No patch in the world can make up for its hideousness! If it weren't for that Rip Haywire, I'd have 30 wives now, like my brother! And mom would have left the bigger castle to me! Goon: Yes, master, we're all tired of your brother's obnoxious Christmas letters.
Dear Hooligang: As I’m writing this Post I still haven’t received any word on the Fate of my Mother or her Home, (Located in Moore, Oklahoma), where I grew up. Latest reports tally the Death Toll at 91 confirmed with many more expected, Property Damage is estimated at TENS if not HUNDREDS of Millions of Dollars, and the majority of the City is Without Water or Power. If I EVER needed a Guy like Rip Haywire ….It’s Now. UPDATE…..Just received news from a Survivor on the Scene : My Mother AND her House Are OK!!!!!!!!as of 00:43 CST