Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 01, 2013

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Cobra Carson: Feng, you've got a way with diamonds and all, but I'm just not that into you! Feng Shui Kelly: (Sob!) That's what my ex-girlfriend said when she dumped me. Feng just wants to be loved! (Whimper!) She said there was no harmony in our relationship. (Sob! Whimper! Snivel!) Cobra Carson: That was mean. Considering your name means harmony. Feng Shui Kelly: Are you a queen of stating the obvious as well as of pirates? (Sob!)