Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2014
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Well, well, well. Looks like your girlfriend didn't like you embracing better looking women! Rip Haywire: Cobra, can't you give your nefarious plotting a rest? I've got wounds to cure here! Cobra Carson: Breezy is up in her chopper, searching every square inch of starlight. Rip Haywire: Who's missing? Cobra Carson: My new boyfriend's kid sister. Rip Haywire: Rodeo Jones has a sister? You'd think his folks would have quit after seeing how he turned out!
Time for Rip to take a hike and find a new career option, both of these women are too much trouble…