Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2014
April 13, 2014
April 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Only a teen and bad guys are shooting at you, proud of yah, kid. R.J. Yeh, well... Rodeo Jones: You put my sister in danger, Lil' Haywire! I'll make you cry like an after-school special! Girl: Stop, Rodeo! R.J. saved my neck! Rodeo Jones: Sis, don't cover for this weak chinned half-pint! Girl: Look out, mister Haywire! Rip Haywire: Don't worry! This aint' my first rodeo.
Well, Dan. If your goal was to create an extremely annoying character, you’ve succeeded. I am starting to wonder how this fool manages to remain ranch foreman.