Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2014
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Transcript:
R.J.: Can't we just steal back the locket you gave you ex-boyfriend? Girl: And have his Daddy shoot at us again? That locket means a lot to me... I won it in a grocery store gumball machine... it's been my lucky charm ever since! And oak tree McGee doesn't deserve it after he didn't take me to junior prom! R.J.: He didn't take you because you dumped him three days before. Girl: What are you, the fact-check police?
Cobra must be mentoring Dicey — time to duck and cover…