Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2014

Transcript:

Breezy: Rip, why did you take me away from my third lunch break to fly up to blood curlin' mountain? Rip Haywire: I can't tell Breezy that the food that made her Chubsville is also going to make her go kaboom! Or that I'm going to use her as a guinea pig to try to find a cure! I can't lie! There's a twinkie factory outlet up there. Rip Haywire: Yeah! (Ka-Squeel!)