Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2014
Transcript:
The Cat Lady: Listen to me, you boobs!! Rip Haywire is bluffing! He has no insurance policy worth millions! I'd know! Haywire is lying to save himself from a firing squad! He's cunning like a classic siamese! Cool like a Scottish fold! And Vanished like an English Cheshire! For the last time, Cat Lady, the rabbit goes up the hole and around the tree!
Next time, duck tape.