Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2014

Transcript:

Miss Bucksley: You have to help me! My father's kidnappers are more vicious than the comments on a parenting blog! If I don't pay the $100 million ransom, my father's deader than new coke. Rip Haywire: Do you have that kinda money, Miss Bucksley? Miss Bucksley: Yes and no. That's why I hired you, Mr. Haywire. I need you to rob a bank... Rip Haywire: Wait, wait, wait. I can't go near any exploding dye packs. I only brought one set of clothes on this trip!