Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2014

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Miss Bucksley: Do you like kissing me, Mr. Haywire? Rip Haywire: Not really. Did you just eat a big bag of corn-nuts or something? Plus, I don't believe you are banker Bucksley's daughter... talk! Ah man, why do so many of my fake dates end with a grenade? Breezy: Rip sure does have a way with women!