Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2014
September 25, 2014
September 27, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Sheriff, we have found the girl you are after. The one with the muy picante hair! Man 2: Excelente! Eh, too bad for you, hero. You won't live long enough to save that pretty little chica from my noose. Any last requests? Man: Why did he say that? Man 2: He wants to know what you want planted on your grave. Would a ficus be too office-ey?
A cactus for his office chair sounds like a better present.