Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 08, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So what's this mysterious job you're heading off to? Breezy: Emergency dispacher for the town of Starlight. Rip Haywire: Let me guess, Uncle Spur got you that job. Breezy: Well, he is the mayor and almost total owner of Starlight. After the baby, I'm going to pilot the rescue helicopter. Rip Haywire: Oh, I didn't know babies can fly so soon. Breezy: They can't. The baby will have to say home. Rip Haywire: But Breezy, babies can't stay home alone until they're like 10 months! Breezy: Rip, here's a DVD of "Mr. Mom" I'd start watching it immediately.
That’s going to put a real crimp in the creep crushing campaign for Rip. Maybe he can find a way to weaponize the baby…