Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Your chopper is long gone, Red. You'll never get it back from Fiji Jones. Rip Haywire: Cobra, I'd still like to try... Cobra Carson: Stop acting like I owe you something, studly-do-right! My debt to you is paid. Rip Haywire: Some pirate queen... why are you letting Fiji Jones; ragtag mob steal what should be yours, your highness? Breezy: Rip, don't give her ideas! Cobra Carson: Hmm. You've got a point there. A Chopper would look nice next to my hovercraft!
Remember, in this fantasy, Rip has a lot more experience manipulating Cobra than Cobra has manipulating Rip.