Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, you never bargained for the danger... you were just in it for me! You were just trying to save me... I was such a dope to think I didn't need saving. Please wake up... please... Breezy: Rip, a-are you crying? Rip Haywire: Breezy, I am so-so-so-so-so-so-so-sorry you got shot. Breezy: Sorry? You're sorry? Rip, getting shot has got to be the ultimate proof that I'm your girl... Hi, I'm Breezy Easy I took a bullet for my... (RIP!) I took a bullet... kiss me... after I recover from passing out. Rip Haywire: It's a date. Breezy: What's the plan, Rip? Rip Haywire: Well, I've done all I can for your shoulder, but it needs to be looked at by a doctor. The closest one is in that town. Breezy: The town that wanted to hang me on trumped up charges? Rip Haywire: Yep. Breezy: And while we're in there, you're planning on a little payback, I hope? Rip Haywire: Yep, when somebody shoots at you, Breezy, it's impolite not to give the ma proper thank-you. LATER: Breezy: Help me, Doc, I've been shot. Doctor: Of course, child, come in...