Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2015

Transcript:

Narrator: Rip and Co. are on a wicked hahd job in Boston ovah the holidays! Boy: So you were hired to babysit some beantown brat? Lamest mission Ever. Girl: I'm not a brat. Boy: If you aren't a brat, then why do you live in a penthouse? And why are you unknown goons trying to kill you? Girl: Rip, pummel him for me. Rip Haywire: No can do. I'm one of those newfangled "nurturing Dads."