Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2015

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Voice: Did you handle the escaped children? If we ice them before 5 P.M., Our employer will give us a Dave and Buster's gift card! Woman: There was a slight problem, Hawaiian. I was just about to nab them when I heard an anxious whimper and then was tackled by an orange-and-white blob of fur! It... it started to bite me, but then I realized it was going after the Cheetos I had in my coat pocket. Voice: AGGGH! What did I tell you? Accomplish mission first, snack after!