Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2015
Transcript:
R.J: Rip, I know it's late, but do you think you could mail this Christmas list off to Santa for me? Rip Haywire: Sure, Kid. R.J's Letter to Santa: Dear Santa. Please! For the love of Pete! No more grenades and rocket launchers this year! For the umpteenth time, Legos! Legos! Legos! Affectionately, R.J TNT: Sorry, Ripster, not everybody loves the classic toys like you. Rip Haywire: Lego is ruining Christmas.
Lucky kid! The things I could’ve done with a rocket launcher…