Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2016
Transcript:
Voice: This is your stop, Haywire! Give my regards to sea quest, DSV! Cobra Carson: Last chance, Rip, be my man-slave and I'll stop this. Rip Haywire: Adios, Pirate Queen! Meanwhile: Dutch Haywire: Look! That's Rip! I taught him how to jump out of a chopper like that when he was 5! R.J: Cool! Cat: Mew. Cobra Carson: 20 percent! You promised me half! You're more wicked than I am! Voice: You shot the control panel! T.C. couldn't even land this chopper! Voice 2: This is such a desert and baroness moment, don't you think? Meanwhile: Voice 3: Welcome to Polynesia, Dutch. Voice 4: Letme up on the fact my silky coat will be ruined in this salt water. Cat: Mew Later Dutch: Well, Cobra certainly has gone to the dark side-where do we go from here, Rip? Rip Haywire: We try to stop her from hurting' people. I guess. I couldn't save her. I failed. Dutch: Kid, did you ever think it was you who needed Savin' this time?
Magmum P.I. and G.I. Joe references! Nice.