Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I had no idea marriage was so dangerous. Woman: Marriage is like the first 30 minutes of "Saving Private Ryan." Some couples don't make it off that beach, and the ones who do hunker down for the long campaign, never forgetting the fallen. Rip Haywire: Is that why it says till death do us part, in wedding vows? Breezy: Yes, Rip, that's exactly why! Woman: Well...
I do not comment very often here because I cannot help but to think the stupid humor is classless (believe me each day I waist some time reading internet trash)… but I must say I have been married to my sweetheart for almost 36 years. She has been the pin in my grande, the cap in my e-cord (only another hardrock miner would understand), the cream in my coffee, TOP OF THE LINE wife, friend, homemaker, mother and a superb little farmer. She is still as pretty as ever and I adore my gal. Through the years I have busted some heads for insulting her, disowned our kids for not respecting her (at times) …………. my point here is that if you marry the right person life can be bliss. I do not know dan but I’d bet he has been married several times and is not now.
R.H. has become another one of my bad habits.
just sayen