Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2016
Transcript:
Man: You stole the engagement ring I gave my fiance? You gotta give it back! Rip Haywire: No way, Jose. Because it was stolen before I stole it back. Man: As deputy Sheriff of anguish falls, I demand... Rip Haywire: Zip it, barney fife... you must've known a ring like this was stolen. Man: But the pirate "Lie Beard" said it was from Jared. Why shouldn't I trust him? Rip Haywire: How 'bout 'cuz his name is "The Pirate lie beard"! TNT: Honestly, who names Pirates these days?
Great dialog, “zip it Barney Fife …”