Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2016
April 05, 2016
April 07, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Asking my father for my hand in marriage is important to me, Rip. My heart is yours, Haywire, but I'll always be Daddy's little girl. Rip Haywire: How 'bout instead I take you to dinner, then for dessert, then I jump off the empire state building? Breezy: No, asking Daddy is enough.
If Uncle Spur is anything like he was in the old universe, he’ll probably extort a favor before this goes any further. Say, beat up the bad guys in the next county or something. Then, he’ll think of something else for Rip to do…