Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2016

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Breezy: It's beautiful! I just love my engagement ring, Rip. Rip Haywire: And while loud explosions are my favorite thing to hear, that comes a close second. Look at the time! Our first day working for my Dad and we're going to be late! That engagement ring won't pay for itself. Breezy: I guess it's true. There's no such ring as a free lunch. TNT: WOOF. Who knew Rip was marrying a punster? R.J: Not me. I had no idea she played football.