Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2016

Transcript:

Breezy: Rip, I've decided on a date for our wedding... August 27th. I need to get rolling on finding a church, a reception hall, a dj, a cake, invitations, photographer... I need to get a gown, a hair-dresser, makeup artist... Rip Haywire: Great! I'll start rounding up the bullet-proof vests, grenade launchers, small mortars... TNT: For the last time, Rip, you can't invite any of your archenemies to the wedding.