Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Nice of you to drop in, Mrs. Easy, to help me with the wedding plans. Mrs. Easy: Well, you only get married once, Ripcord. Rip Haywire: Unless the love of your life is tragically annihilated by your arch-nemesis... if it happened to James Bond and Little Joe on "Bonanza" it could happen to me! I'm going to shut up now. Mrs. Easy: I think that would be best.
That kind of marriage trivia, no mother-in-law needs to dwell on.Even if it does include James Bond (KA-SIGH!!!)