Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2016

Transcript:

Woman: Mayor, Sheriff, thank goodness you're here. They stole everything in your personal vault, sir. And John glyn, the manager is missing! Spur: My vault? I had my gold collection in there! Put out an APB on Glynn, while I unfriend that crumb bum on Facebook! Rip Haywire: Grumble. TNT: Let me gues: even though logic points to the bank manager, you think that drifter Dakota Stone did it. Rip Haywire: Drifters with beards always mean trouble, TNT! If you'd gone to cop school, you'd know that! Narrator: On the trail of a bank robber, Rip and TNT head back to where it all began. TNT: This is where we found Dakota yelling for help. Rip Haywire: It figures he'd pick the smallest canyon for his schemes. He wasn't dumped here... he walked from this direction... look in the mountain! A garage door! Looks like it was built for the highway department. TNT: Or dwemers! This place has "secret skyrim cave" written all over it. Rip Haywire: Try not to get an arrow to the knee. TNT: Hey! That's the van Breezy and I saw from her chopper! Didn't we say it had 'serial killer' written all over it?