Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2016
Transcript:
R.J: Rip, I'm glad you're here. I am in serious trouble. Rip Haywire: M-Monsters R.J: I accidentally pushed the ost popular girl in Summer Camp into a mud puddle... I don't know what to do. Rip Haywire: Well, try not to worry. We'll all be eaten by gross monsters by the end of the summer... R.J: What? Breezy: Well, the mosquitos are bad this year.
On the bright side, this would make a great campfire story someday.