Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2016
July 17, 2016
July 19, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Rip, what is it? Why do you look so spooked? Rip Haywire: TNT and I stumbled onto an underground skull missile base in the forest. They are planning to turn everybody into gross mutant monsters. Breezy: I will die before I let this happen! Rip Haywire: I had no idea you felt so passionately... Breezy: Do you have any idea how long it took to pick out my wedding dress, Rip!
Yes, naturally curly hair is absolutely useless if you are a monster.