Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I'm not sure I want to work while I'm on my Honeymoon, Col. Fusspot. Col. Fusspot: Relax, I'm told it's a simple task. This thing is Top-secret, Rip. Even I don't know much about it. You'll be given more information when you get to Los Abrazo. One last thing. Breezy can't know about it. Rip Haywire: Geez, I don't know... I'm not very good at lying... especially to Breezy Col. Fusspot: Lie? Who said lie? It's just a faux pas of Untruthiness.
The wedding is August 27th you’re all invited… it’s a Saturday.
Unfortunately , it’s not an open bar .http://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2016/06/11