Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 14, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: So, Utah, as sheriff of seagulls bay, do you know of any rackets I could muscle into... u mean, avoid? Narrator: Cobra, hiding out in the stacks, has hit it off with a local! Utah: Well, this town may look squeaky clean, but it's got... hold on, I need to talk to someone. Cobra Carson: Trouble? Man: Not unless you count hired thugs terrorizing the town's property owners. That would depend on who's doing the hiring, wouldn't it?
You know, maybe Cobra will turn a new leaf. Maybe her stately new boyfriend will help her see the light and she will help him clear that town of thugs…NAAAAAAH!