Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 28, 2011
Transcript:
Stop thief! Crafty clams! Corbicula clams are all genetically male, and reproduce by cloning and stealing genes from other species of clams! On June 13, 2011, thieves stole a bone relic of St. Anthony of Padu- the patron saint of lost things, from St. Anthony Church in Long Beach, Calif., USA. Closed! Belgium has gone without an official government for more than a year since its June 13, 2010, General Assembly!
Oh, yeah, right, like the Democrats have just done so much to make the nation a better place. You need to ease up on the kool-aid.