Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 14, 2012
Transcript:
Two men from the Pacific island of Kiribati went missing at sea in October 2011, and were found alive 300 miles away in the Marshall Islands after 33 days adrift! Peter Fabrici of Western Australia, donned his scuba diving equipment and dived into a neighbor's pool to protect himself from a wildfire that approached his home in November 2011! Julius Caesar introduced a new calendar and 46 BC to incorporate leap days. As part of the reform, that year's calendar included 445 days making it known as The Year of Confusion!
In that case, they must be banning a lot of people these days…I wonder if they tell you you’ve been banned…maybe I’m banned…