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Historically the national color of Ireland is... Blue. Yu, a 212 lb., 25-year-old loggerhead turtle from Kobe, Japan, has artificial front flippers! The Ugly Model Agency, in London, has hundreds of unconventional looking people on its books!
Geez….if I had known about that agency, I might could have gotten my ex a job there and gotten out of the alimony payments.