Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 28, 2016
Transcript:
Gulp! Both the flesh and the pit of avocados are toxic to most birds! Gerald R Ford is the only person to become president of the United States without ever being elected either president or vice president. The heart pumps blood around the body so hard that it could squirt it 30 feet across the room.
Ford was totally corrupt, he pardoned Nixon, no one would vote for him.