This a joke I made up long ago. It’s too long and implausible, but whatever, it’s not naughty.
Two older guys were chatting at the diner one time. “Looks like you just got a haircut,” said Phil. “I sure did, and it was free!” said Bill. “Know why? The barber nicked my ear with the clippers. There was only a drop of blood, but he felt bad and charged me nothing.”
Phil liked the idea of scamming for a free haircut, because he was weird that way. He asked Bill for the name of the barber shop (Gil’s), then went to a novelty joke shop. Bought 2 big fake ears and some fake blood. Applied them accordingly and went to see Gil. “I would like it real short on the sides!” he exclaimed mischievously. Gil said sure, and went to work.
It worked better than Phil expected! The clippers didn’t just nick an ear, it completely severed it, and the fake blood got everywhere. “Hey!” Phil yelled, but Gil suddenly clipped off the other fake ear, fake blood just gushing.
“Okay, you’re done,” said Gil. “The charge will be $300.”
“That’s an outrageous price!”
“Maybe for a haircut. But it’s pretty cheap for plastic surgery.”
This a joke I made up long ago. It’s too long and implausible, but whatever, it’s not naughty.
Two older guys were chatting at the diner one time. “Looks like you just got a haircut,” said Phil. “I sure did, and it was free!” said Bill. “Know why? The barber nicked my ear with the clippers. There was only a drop of blood, but he felt bad and charged me nothing.”
Phil liked the idea of scamming for a free haircut, because he was weird that way. He asked Bill for the name of the barber shop (Gil’s), then went to a novelty joke shop. Bought 2 big fake ears and some fake blood. Applied them accordingly and went to see Gil. “I would like it real short on the sides!” he exclaimed mischievously. Gil said sure, and went to work.
It worked better than Phil expected! The clippers didn’t just nick an ear, it completely severed it, and the fake blood got everywhere. “Hey!” Phil yelled, but Gil suddenly clipped off the other fake ear, fake blood just gushing.
“Okay, you’re done,” said Gil. “The charge will be $300.”
“That’s an outrageous price!”
“Maybe for a haircut. But it’s pretty cheap for plastic surgery.”