I just got an E-Mail message today from a friend telling everyone he’s safe. “I got robbed this morning, but didn’t get shot or stabbed.” He flagged down a police car that was passing to report the crime. As the cop was filling out the paperwork he told him “this has been happening allot around here these days.” “Yeah… He just cleaned out my wallet and not a thank you or anything. The cop asked him if he could identify the robber, he said “Hell yes, I can see him from here, that’s him across the street in the Shell station parking lot, he’s wearing yellow and red, and his name is Pump Number Two.”
I just got an E-Mail message today from a friend telling everyone he’s safe. “I got robbed this morning, but didn’t get shot or stabbed.” He flagged down a police car that was passing to report the crime. As the cop was filling out the paperwork he told him “this has been happening allot around here these days.” “Yeah… He just cleaned out my wallet and not a thank you or anything. The cop asked him if he could identify the robber, he said “Hell yes, I can see him from here, that’s him across the street in the Shell station parking lot, he’s wearing yellow and red, and his name is Pump Number Two.”