Lauren Boebert: “Yes, I escorted insurrectionists through the Capitol building shortly before the insurrection. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone knows that my husband and I have always run an escort service.”
Mike Pence: “I did not participate in the insurrection. When I saw what was about to happen, I didn’t want to hang around.”
“Treason” is now known as “Alternative Patriotism”.
Just spitballing here, but maybe if we started charging people with felonies for committing felonies, they’d stop committing felonies.
Lauren Boebert: “Yes, I escorted insurrectionists through the Capitol building shortly before the insurrection. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone knows that my husband and I have always run an escort service.”
Mike Pence: “I did not participate in the insurrection. When I saw what was about to happen, I didn’t want to hang around.”
“Treason” is now known as “Alternative Patriotism”.
Just spitballing here, but maybe if we started charging people with felonies for committing felonies, they’d stop committing felonies.