Rob Rogers for January 29, 2016
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Mattel offers more realistic versions of Barbie... Non-White Barbie comes with two glass ceilings. Reproductive Freedom Barbie comes with her own Congressman trying to legislate her body parts. Income Inequality Barbie earns seventy-eight percent of what Ken makes.
Non white Barbie needs more work to look non white. Also there needs to be an Arab Barbie for Obama to drone and an Afghan Barbie for him to pay and militarily support brutal tribal warlords to “liberate”. But then I suppose they’re just “folk”.