Two republicans are at a bar when they see that Donald Trump dominated Super Tuesday. Republican 1: What are the chances he's not our nominee? Republican 2: One in a million! Republican 1: So you're telling me there's a chance...
Trump Trump: Two questions to ask. Are you a man of your word? Others have already volunteered their tax forms, will you volunteer yours after the audit, yes or no?
Trump Trump: Two questions to ask. Are you a man of your word? Others have already volunteered their tax forms, will you volunteer yours after the audit, yes or no?