Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 15, 1997
Transcript:
Pasquale looks up at the ice cream store employee and asks, "Do you offer a discount to doozies?" Employee asks, "Are you a doozie?" Pasquale replies, "Yes. I am!" Pasquale is back at their table, happily with his ice cream cone. He reports, "They do have a doozie discount..For today only!" Rose remarks, "You never know unless you ask!"