Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 06, 2000
Transcript:
Pasquale is conversing with his guardian angel, who hovers over him. The angel says, "Many of MY abilities can be YOURS, too, if you lead a righteous life!" Pasquale thinks. Pasquale asks, "How much righteousness would it take to get me just the x-ray vision?" The angel replies, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."