Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 12, 2000
Transcript:
Holding on to the lifeguard's legs and pointing to a beach ball on the beach, Clem says, "Lifeguard, there is the dangerous garlic breath beach ball I reported!" The lifeguard, holding the beach ball and pointing to the air valve, says, "Sir, as long as the seal is intact, there is no threat to the general population!" Standing next to a large rounded pile of sand and with 4 skulls hovering over his head, Pasquale says, "Where's my beach ball?" On the other side of the large pile of sand, Clem, holding a shovel, thinks, "I'm not taking any chances!"
That is one leggy lifeguard.