Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for February 06, 2001

Transcript:

Pasquale is reading a comic in the comic shop. His guardian angel, in a hat, suit, and glasses, says, "It is I, your guardian angel, in SECRET IDENTITY mode!" Pasquale and his guardian angel stand at the cash register. Pasquale hands the salesman money. The salesman says, "One superhero comic for Pasquale! Um.. anything for YOU, sir?" The guardian angel responds, "I cannot tell a lie... I read every comic book in the store at super speed, using x-ray vision!" As they walk away from the store, Pasquale says, "He was nice about not charging you." The guardian angel replies, "Lucky for me, since I never carry money!"