Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for May 10, 2013

I was sitting at the computer when this big roach crawled up on the table, tilted its front end upward, aimed its head straight at me, and started making noises at me. I’d never seen anything like that before and called in my brother to see it. He wasn’t impressed and swatted it with his slipper. Sometimes I regret calling him in because it might have been an interesting pet.