Chicken: Do you like American poetry?
Worm: Nah. Too many verbs.
Worm: Too much passive voice.
Chicken: What about polish?
Worm: Too many consonants.
Worm: If you get Sean Connery to read it to me.
I need a translator when I go to Scotland. I can barely understand the burrrr.
And my ancestors were from the old country. They were the Campbells.
Bagpipe music at my funeral when it comes. Hope it gives some people a headache. The gift that keeps on giving.
The old Sarge