Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 01, 2016
Chicken: Need an idea for your new year's resolution? Here are some suggestions Resolve to give up something.... Timmy Tofu: I resolve to give up smoking. Chicken: I resolve to start smoking, so I can give it up next year! Resolve to learn something new... Chicken 1: I resolve to learn to play the bagpipes. Chicken 2: I resolve to learn to tolerate the bagpipes. Resolve to be a better person... Chicken: You should resolve to be nicer. Worm: Go to hell. Please. Resolve to give more unsolicited advice... Chicken: Need an idea for your new year's resolution?