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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 11, 2016
April 08, 2016
April 12, 2016
Transcript:
Chicken: What's the secret to happiness, happy bear? Happy Bear: Heightened dopamine levels, which I maintain through a strict regimen of exercise, insomnia, and cocaine.
It is said that birds cannot tolerate cocaine. There’s something to do with their high metabolic rate. They take instead a stronger variety called cuckoocaine.