Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 07, 2017
Chicken 1: I love you Chicken 2: I love you too Chicken 1: I love you more. Chicken 2: I love you more! Chicken 1: I love you so much that the words "I love you" are not good enough to express how I feel. I need new words! I need a whole new language to truly express the intensity of my love for you! So I did it: I wrote a whole new language, just for you. And I replaced "I love you" with the more poetic and meaningful "blerp zonkle ptoo" Blerp Zonkle ptoo, za boogaloop gurple ploof dee derp. Zonkle?