Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 05, 2017
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Transcript:
Timmy Tofu's ineffective pickup lines-Lesson #7. Timmy Tofu: I don't need pickup lines. I just sit still and quietly exude an air of intense manliness. Woman Tofu: Have you started exuding yet?
Well, there’s a limit to the amount of manliness you can exude when you’re a piece of tofu. Tapioca pudding is more manly than you.