Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 26, 2020
Transcript:
PATENT OFFICE I've invented a new type of elevator. Instead of going up and down, it goes from side to side... Interesting... and it isn't confirmed to a single building - it can go anywhere, and you can control the speed and direction from inside the elevator and you can see where you're going through windows and -
My first thought was “Wonka-vator”