Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 09, 2015
Lisa: Ooh! They're huge. Volcanoes are natures pimples. Dave: That's not the biological metaphor I'd choose. Lisa: Dave! Can you think about anything that's not sex? Dave: No, Lisa, I can't. In men, sexual imagery stimulates the same pleasure circuits as cocaine. Lisa: So you're saying being born a man is essentially the same as being born a crack baby. Dave: I may be a crack baby but I'm your crack baby, baby.
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