Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 14, 2015
I was going to be a space sorcerer. A SPACE SORCERER! I had the outfit and everything. I spent all my vengeance points on an anger boost. But the Goddamn economy, right? I had to get a job as a substitute teacher. Pee in a little jar. They say the skills are transferable but it's like comparing vaginas and oranges. not a lot of functional overlap. That reminds me, Bartender! I'll have another screwdriver.